Wags… Wag Back…


Secret wiki peek cables reveal that the American Government is secretly spying on a terror outfit of dogs. For no other reason other than the fear of human race being taken over by the canines, all American embassies are instructed to undertake every dire step to prevent this world catastrophe from happening. If a fully fledged war was to break out between the two species, possible targets and strategies are also included in the secret documents leaked by the whistle blower site.
According to a credible source, face book is the number one priority of the US government. Twitter follows closely in the list. 17,504,292 being the figure of followers and fans of the American President’s face book page (at the time of compilation of this article), it is feared that this medium could be a powerful tool for war propaganda by the enemies. Face book addiction increasing by the second, it is a possible key target for a terrorist strike. The devastating outcome could lead to starvation of human entertainment leading to massive outbreak of jobless and mindless zombies. Secret communications between top military officials also reveal that these human zombies could be possible test subjects for suitable pets for the terrorists if they become successful.
The secret official documents that date back to early 90’s suggest that this secret war has been waged for many decades. Pet owners and dog lovers are unsuspecting victims of a terrorist organization called Liberation of Dogs Front (LDF). They have been unbelievably successful in infiltrating the human society and have avoided being confronted directly by any human armed force. This information has been kept from the public to avoid mass hysteria and collapse of the human government. Officials have currently refused to comment further on this.
Meanwhile, rumors suggest that face book CEO is currently being held hostage in his apartment by his pet dog. Ransom demands include face book to be renamed as pug book. On the brighter side, officials have declared that cat species are far from being considered as a threat to national security. Having said this, Chinese Secret service has been granted full authority to set up surveillance on all known cat owners. All citizens are requested to click on “Wag Back” in case they are “Wagged” by any known masterminds of the LDF.

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